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Danger: wild animal prowls hedge fund capital

June 10, 2011

“Cougars”  routinely prowl the bars of Greenwich, Connecticut, a town with more hedge funds per capita than any other US city.  However, Rocky suspects some cougars have mutated into mountain lions — which pose a far greater threat:

From the Connecticut State Department of Environmental Protection:

The Connecticut Department of Environmental Protection (DEP) today announced it is cooperating with the Town of Greenwich Police Department to investigate recent sightings of a large cat in the King Street area of Greenwich. Based on photographs taken of the animal and other evidence it appears that the animal is a mountain lion that has been held in captivity and was released or escaped. There is no native population of mountain lions in Connecticut and the eastern mountain lion has been declared extinct by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. Anyone that sees this animal should not approach it and immediately call the local police and the DEP 24-hour Emergency Phone Line at 860-423-3333.

The full press release can be found here: http://www.ct.gov/dep/cwp/view.asp?Q=480832&A=4013

 

[Disclosure: Trophy Wife brought this development to Rocky’s attention.  She assured Rocky that if she sees the mountain lion, she won’t offer the animal any leftover Frappachino from the Greenwich Starbucks.]

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  1. jeff watson
    June 12, 2011 at 7:40 pm

    We have a different breed of cougar here, and it was immortalized on TV as a show filmed in mythical Gulf Haven, Fl….which is supposed to be my hood. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar_Town The show is horrible and virtually unwatchable.

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