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The Rat Pack returns to Vegas (and Wall Street)

June 23, 2009

ratSeeking wisdom and insights, Rocky will interview some dirty rats behind his town garbage dump this evening.

Cambridge University researchers have discovered that rats are skilled gamblers — and successfully play the odds in a casino. The researchers conclude that the “average” rat may be a better speculator than Rocky!

For a laymen’s discussion of the “rodent revelation,” click [here].

To read the article at the Journal of Neuropsychopharmacology (spelling checker just crashed), click [here]. (Subscription required.)

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  1. June 23, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    Well, this is encouraging. I bet the eye in the sky will never know if they are cheating! Genius plan. I’m gonna call Danny Ocean and get the ball rolling.

  2. June 23, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    To todaysnewsart:
    Good idea. Rocky will bring the rats. You bring the booze. We’ll all meet at the all-you-can-eat buffet at the MGM Grand.

    And, thanks for visiting the Blog. Win, lose or draw, you’re always welcome here!

  3. allocator
    June 24, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    Man it must suck to be a Risk Manager at the water-cooler these days – “Job security? Are you insane? There’s like a hundred billion rats out there!”

    🙂

    Cheers,
    George

  4. masteroftheuniverse
    June 24, 2009 at 11:46 pm

    I’ve been called a rat after a successful poker game….I wondered what they were talking about

    Jeff

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