Apple, Microsoft & Transplants
Rocky took no pleasure learning that Apple CEO Steve Jobs may require a liver transplant. He notes, however, that following an initial swoon on January 14th, Apple stock regained all of its lost ground and more.
As a suffering Microsoft shareholder and believer in the miracles of modern medicine, Rocky suggests that Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer should perhaps consider a hair transplant. Might this transplant have a similar salutary effect on Microsoft stock? Or do company fundamentals matter more than CEO health?
[Disclosure: Rocky’s coiffure is closer to Ballmer than Jobs. It’s just one more thing that Rocky and Donald Trump do NOT have in common.]