Waffles and Investing
The Hampton Inns hotel chain recently added personal waffle makers to its breakfast buffets in 1,800 hotels, and this provides Rocky with a new research project. See story here: http://news.travel.aol.com/2010/06/17/hampton-inn-officially-adds-waffles/
Behavior Finance is already a ”hot” topic, and the spread of do-it-yourself waffle bars enables Rocky to introduce the world to “Culinary Finance” — an interdisciplinary endeavor that studies the duality of dough in one’s wallet and dough in one’s oven. Rocky made this connection while staying at a hotel chain whose room deodorizers emit a fragrance not-found in the natural world.
[For submission to the Journal of Finance]
ABSTRACT- This paper studies the relationship between self-made waffle success and self-made financial success based on three random visits to a Hamptons Inn Hotel Chain Complimentary Breakfast Buffet during July, 2010. We demonstrate that waffle results predict investment results with statistical significance. Previous research demonstrated that a “Watched Pot Never Boils” (M. Mother (1920), however, this is the first paper to extend those results to a “watched waffle iron.”
We identify several classes of waffle failure: (1) Early exit resulting in an undercooked waffle; (2) Late exit — resulting in a burned waffle; (3) Systemic Waffle Iron failure/stickiness. We demonstrate that these three conditions also arise in investing (early exit/late exit/no exit); and may be a metaphor for Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
The paper observes that the most successful waffle users (1) read the directions before pouring batter; (2) stay at the machine’s side for all of the 2 minute and 30 second cooking period; (3) are not distracted by impatient spouses. Men wearing short pants had the highest success rate. Women carrying Fendi purses and wearing tight white pants had the lowest success rate.
[Disclosures: The results are preliminary and have not been independently verified. Because the waffle iron "beeps" annoyingly after the cooking is finished, Rocky excluded deaf people from the study. There is no relation between Warren Buffet and Breakfast Buffet.]
The Fairfield Inn has offered personal waffle makers for years. The real question is why they do not offer a personal crepe maker if they are an upscale establishment.
ROFL especially after my last comment about chicken stock. I congratulate Rocky for coining the new term. This certainly makes a lot more sense than quantum physics being applied to markets. The other thought that came to mind is the experience of buying potatoes in the market in Armenia in the cold and dark days. How much were the potatoes? It always depended on supply and demand. I was always on the demand side except once when a whole bunch of potato lovers (or hungry people) showed up after me and I decided to help the supply side. We had to eat plain bread that day but at least I had made some money.