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By Appointment to His Majesty, The Secretary of The Treasury

January 21, 2009 6 comments

royal-sealTreasury Secretary Designate Tim Geithner testified that he used Turbo Tax Software to self-prepare his income tax returns (and under-pay taxes). In light of this shameless commercial plug, Rocky suggests that Corporate Sponsors pay Cabinet Secretaries for product endorsements — similar to the Queen of England’s Royal Seal programme. It can be a new source of tax revenue!

Rocky suggests that the Cabinet Member Due Diligence Questionnaire be amended to include:
1) Favourite antacid. (Secretary of Health & Human Services)
2) Favourite vacuum cleaner. (Secretary of Housing & Urban Development)
3) Favourite car wax. (Secretary of Transportation)
4) And, of course, favourite tax software (Secretary of Treasury)

“By Appointment to His Majesty, The Secretary of the Treasury — Turbotax — purveyor of finest tax preparation software –

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